Meet Glueato, the strain that’s as sticky as its name and as cosmic as its parentage! Imagine GG#4 and Starlato having a wild night out and deciding to bring their best traits to the party—Glueato is the hilarious lovechild of that cosmic union.

These buds are like tiny, frosted galaxies, sparkling with a constellation of trichomes. The aroma? Think of a gorilla breaking into a gelato shop: sweet, creamy, with a twist of pungent pine and diesel. It’s a scent that says, “I’m delicious, and I mean business.”

As the high settles, expect to be gently glued to your seat—perfect for binge-watching your favorite shows or contemplating the mysteries of the universe (or just how many snacks you can eat). It’s a strain that says, “Relax, enjoy, and maybe don’t plan on getting up anytime soon.”

Glueato: because sometimes, the best adventures happen when you’re hilariously glued to the spot.